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Dear blog

i am not a studious guy. still most of my life revolves around classes. all the interesting moments in my life happen either in the class or on the way to it. well, i will describe the latter events later.

yesterday, it all began with MS walking into our classroom. she had every right to do it because it was her class! but i had thought that it was some different class and had brought a different notebook. i was in the third row (which is like the front row for me..), feeling uncomfortable sitting directly in view of MS. soon, MS began dictating MSwords. after a while, a person near me started humming tunes of a very senti song of Taare Zameen Par. a smile(it may be a grin..) appeared on my face. MS acknowledged my smile with a full-second-stare and moved on.

just then, i saw a very small bird fly past the windows towards the sky. there, it flew in small circles. after a minute or so, many other such birds joined it and together they flew past the "screen" many times. suddenly, i felt something fly past me, just missing my right ear. that was an MSpinpoint, using a piece of chalk. just then, something came to my mind. it was what MS had said in a class just the previous day. after hitting a guy with a piece of chalk, she had said "i have played kanche a lot. My aim is very good!" . but she had missed me this time. this made me smile a bit. this time she gave me a two-second-stare.

next, she wrote down the beginning part of a derivarion and asked the class to complete it. to my surprise, everyone in the class seemed to know what to do! everybody was writing something or the other in their notebooks. i was looking at everybody like a radar. so, as expected, MS caught me. she asked me what i was doing. i had no clue what we had to do or even what the topic was. i said "i don't know." then by her look, i thought that today, i would be fired by MS. but, she didn't fire me from the class. looking at the question, she asked me what does d/dx mean. i don't know what i was thinking at that time as i replied "Integration "! that infuriated her and i thought that now MS is going to crash on me. i was right. she started firing questions at me, which i answered, thanks to a friend in whispering range. that saved me.

when the class ended, she told me to come to her office. i went to MSoffice. she asked me what i kept on thinking in the class. i felt like saying "MSwindows", but said "minor project". that sounded convincing to her and she told me to leave and to pay attention the next time. i wondered why MS always wants us to pay something? can't we live free? i returned smiling, i had survived a deadly attack by MS.