Tuesday, September 29, 2009

chicks, cheeks and cream!

dear blog

the day started at 11:45 pm. i had heavily padded the most heavy part of my body ( no, not the brain!). it was to prepare for the inevitable. the date then was 12th of september, soon to change! little drops of humanity emerged from everywhere to form a sea outside room no FS 13- my room. then i moved with the current to the lawn downstairs. soon, i started floating in the sea. regular little pressures were felt on some parts of my body. then suddenly i drowned in the sea of humanity, to reach the seabed with a thud, immediately.

after getting up, i found the whole sea whirlpooling around me. all friends had come there to wish me a happy birthday. i was just amazed by the number of people who turned up to greet me. i could just say thank you to each one of them, though i wanted to say a lot more. then some choudhary, most probably 'MC' shouted that there was a cake too. i was delighted! then 'CM' ran to get the cake. meanwhile, 'LC' and 'BC' just made sure that the crowd did not feel bored, at my roomie's ass's expense! even i gave him a few bumps. soon a cake arrived. it was a big cake and looked delicious. candles came too, from somewhere! i felt so lucky to have so many friends. as soon as i cut the cake, everyone just pounced on it. many people came to me and painted me with cream. incidently, it was the first time in my life that i had cream on my cheeks! many people fought for a piece of the cake and on getting it, mashed it on my face. i requested them not to waste food. at this, i got another coating of cream on my face! now, i could smell cream from my face! then we had a photo session, with me at the centre. a photo used to be clicked wherever i went, unlike normal times. it was a special day.

then the crowd dispersed. i was told by a choudhary to come to fs-1. i thought that he would show me that day's photos. so, i cleaned myself up( it was tough removing the oily cream from the most unlikely places!) i still smelled of oil. it felt great! so, i went to fs-1. there, another, better chocolate cake- straight from the nearest CCD was waiting for my humble cut. all of us 'choudharys' were there. i cut the cake 'choudhary style', with full gestures and expressions. then i got some more cream on my face- this time it was rich chocolate! soon, the cake disappeared. then all my close friends- 'choudharys' wrote 'happy b'day' with cream on the cake box and signed their full C-identity. i will preserve this memento forever. i was so happy to have cut not one, but TWO cakes on a single b'day! this was a first too for me. that night, i told all my friends who had called to wish me how happy i was due to two cakes!

then in the day, i called some of my friends from other departments for a treat. these friends had more girls than boys. (i had ensured that!) we went to a decent restaurant. there too, a cake was waiting for me! i was stupefied! they had even brough a candle which was like a diwali flower pot! here too, some cream came to my face! i felt great. i thanked God and also my friends. then, someone took out a gift too! it was an expensive piece of clothing! i tried to refuse, but they forced me to take it. it was my best b'day ever! the day was going great. soon, we finished the lunch and returned. it was a memorable afternoon!

the next day, i treated my class friends to a party. it was fun too!

i wish that everyone on this earth gets atleast one birthday like this.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

some mumblings...

dear blog
it was a bad bad day for me. when things have to go wrong, they do more than expected. we just can't be prepared for them.

we had a class at 11 am today. i was made to get up at 10 am by MC. he, along with a neighbour, started commenting on me... about my looks, fingers and what not. i was just up from sleep, so i couldn't reply in a proper fashion. so, they got on top of me in every conversation. then, when i came back from bath, they started making my video. i became nervous and wore my baniyaan inside out. a lot of fun was made out of that.

then in the party in the evening, my brain had stopped working. for i went and sat with the most hated group of our class. they are hated as they dont let things happen. they just create loud noises and idiotic, vulgar, repetitive comments. and the worst part- i supported them too. this way, i too became a hated person in my class. many people came up to me and asked me what i was doing today. some told me that i , along with others, had spoiled todays party. the rest could not gather enough courage to come up to me to say this, but i could see these words in their eyes whenever our eyes met. after all, u feel really bad when all the girls come up to u to say bad things to u.. i was devastated...

to add to that, and not realising yet that it was a bad day for me, i invited some of my friends from other departments to the party. they were not ready to dance. i acted like a desperate fool and begged them to dance. then too, they didn't dance. then i asaked them to either dance or leave. so they left. and while they were leaving too, i said some bad things to them, though not very clearly....

i just don't know what has got into me. this is not what i am. its a bad day's night. i'll sleep early to end this day. Dear God, pls give me the power to overcome this and return to my earlier form.

gn